If you ask Emma about the Zoo Boo, she will inevitably tell you one of two things (or possibly both things, if she is very excited):
1. She got treats. She might also tell you that Mel, cunning and clever dog extraordinaire, subsequently ate those treats right out of the refrigerator! How she managed to unwrap each treat with her little dog paws, I’ll never know.
2. She saw Mommy Moose, and Mommy Moose was wrapped in toilet paper! If you are confused by this statement, allow me to explain that there was a short musical revue featuring adults (possibly very sad adults) dressed as large plush creatures who danced and sang about Halloween. Mommy Moose was a blue moose, wearing sunglasses, wrapped in bandages. Mummy Moose. Why a blue moose? Why sunglasses? I’m beginning to think that Emma’s interpretation is the more logical one.






